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Recently I've been watching a program about the African wilderness. I am always quite interested in those programs. So when I accidentally zap into one, I really enjoy it. But this one was reeeeeaallly something special: a horde of lions tried to hunt a male giraffe, which, since to its height, was not quite easy for the lions. They mostly attacked from the back and tried to get a hold. But the giraffe kicked them away all the time. I've never ever seen a lion fly through the air. Now I know what it looks like!!! Even when the lions attacked in pairs the giraffe was still on the upper hand. Whatever, the lions didn't throw in the towel. So after hours and hours of fighting there was a lion clinging to each of the giraffe's legs making it sort of difficult for it to move. And in this moment a fifth lion took a short run before it jumped up the giraffe's bottom and bit it in the nuts! It was the most horrible thing for me to imagine I had a lion biting my scrotum (on the other hand I also couldn't find anything good about having a giraffe's genitals in my mouth). And the lion didn't let loose. It dangled around with this huge sack in its mouth. This deed was but the deciding mistake. The giraffe just went crazy: It once more kicked all the lion's asses and fled. I was seriously impressed by such a convincing demonstration of "having balls" that with this contribution to the "weird kong" I want to send my deeeeeep respect to that very special giraffe.

- Henner 12|06|2004